The Casting Director Game

So...im at work daydreaming about jobs I'd rather have. Today I wish I was a casting director for big hollywood films. Get to hobnob (that word is in the dictionary, by the way) with all the celebrities and live in the tragic irony that is working in such a hollow and depressing business that produces a finish product so full and inspiring to others (trust me, i know from experience), but I digress.... *thought bubble* It would probably go a little something like this.....




BLACK MAN starring Wesley Snipes

Tagline: They thought nothing could be darker than the night...

Plot: Harold Jenkins is a mild mannered Karate Instructor by day, but by night he stalks the streets as BlackMan, a half man half shadow hell bent on keeping the streets clean. He doesnt have to lurk in the shadows...he is one.




MR. T GOES TO SCHOOL starring Questlove

Tagline: He pities the fool who doesn't think learnin' is cool

Plot Summary: Mr. T is going back to school and hes bringing the PAIN! Opting for a more peaceful life than the A-Team could provide, T decides to become a high school gym teacher. He soon finds that running away from explosions and busting heads was the easy part...Teenagers are hard!




REDEMPTION starring Chris Brown & Elmo

TAGLINE: Theres always a first time for a second chance


PLOT SUMMARY: Chris Brown had it all, money, fast cars, and a legion of adoring fans. The sky was the limit until one fateful night everything changed. Broken and alone, Brown hits rock bottom as a janitor at the Sesame Street School of Arts. It is there under the instruction of the strict but caring Elmo, Brown learns that even if you can't see a star shining it still a star.



MANnequin starring R. Kelly

TAGLINE: No Refunds, No Exchange, No Escape

PLOT SUMMARY: Somethings very wrong in Little Susies girls department store when young girls continue to disappear without a trace. When Detective Randy Cheeks is assigned to the case he goes undercover as a store mannequin to get to the bottom of this eerie case.





A Shot On Tequila: The Documentary

TAGLINE: A good STIFF comedy.

PLOT SUMMARY: She's everyone's favorite....well...the very well liked...uhmm...the amazing actress...ok uhhh...a capable singer...no uhhh...ok lets try this again. The most untalented annoying and self obsessed woman in the world has produced a film about the cause she cares about most. Herself. Follow Tila as she sits at home and tweets all day about being a superstar. Bonus footage includes 15 minute long outtake reel, some would call it her career.


And lastly for today would be




HEAD OVER WHEELS starring Matthew McConnawhatever his name is and Kate Hudson

TAGLINE: He drives a car, she rides a bike...but that wont stop them from falling Head over wheels!

Plot: Its basically just Matt talking in his southern drawl and smiling stupidly for 2 hours...like all the rest of his movies.

Ahhh the possibilities..... *thought bubble closed* Sigh...guess i should get back to work.