Just thought I'd play a little game of fact and fiction ...relationship style!
FICTION: Your boyfriend hangs out with his friends without on the weekends and is not cheating
FACT: He is cheating
FICTION: You are the best sex she's ever had
FACT: You are the best sex shes ever had tonight...maybe
FICTION: Men are genuinely interested in going shopping with you
FACT: If we go shopping for a whole Saturday with you...we are generally interested in YOU and time with you
FICTION: Women win arguments because they are the smarter sex
FACT: Men lose arguments cause they are the smarter sex
FICTION: Wait three days to call her
FACT: During those three days six other guys will be calling her and you will be easily forgotten
FICTION: (Men) Spending over 100 dollars on a date means shes gonna give you some
FACT: (Women) Him spending over 100 dollars on a date just means he spent over 100 dollars on the date
FICTION: We don't mind when your best friend is over and you guys talk about ex boyfriends
FACT: We never wanna know any other guy existed before us
FICTION: Girls don't fart
FACT: Girls don't fart around US
FICTION: He will like you even if his friends HATE you.
FACT: She will like you BECAUSE her friends HATE you
FICTION: GIRLS don't like drama
FACT: WOMEN don't like drama
FICTION: Guys fear commitment
FACT: Guys fear commitment cause at some point someone REALLY hurt them
FICTION: He made you a nice dinner at home and rented your favorite movie cause he's romantic
FACT: He made you a nice dinner at home and rented your favorite movie cause he's broke this week
FICTION: She cheated cause shes a whore
FACT: She cheated cause you stopped listening
FACT:....or cause shes a whore
FICTION: Guys are insensitive to how you feel
FACT: He listens more than you think, thats why his friends know more about you than you ever thought
FICTION: He watches porn cause he's a pervert
FACT: Sometimes he's watching it to add something new to the bedroom
FICTION: Size doesn't matter
FACT: Her girlfriend knows so much about your wiener she could probably pick it out of a line-up
FICTION: Guys tell their buddies about every little sexual kink you have
FACT: We do that about girls we don't care about. Soon as we start caring we stop talking
FICTION: Guys hate when you "girl" up their homes
FACT: The stuff you bring into my house smells AMAZING and secretly I'd prefer it to smell and look like this
FICTION: Men are easy to figure out
FACT: The media and women have over the years over simplified men. We are more complex than you give us credit.
FICTION: If you just love them enough they will change
FACT: The only person who can make a person change is a cashier
FICTION: They are just really close friends
FACT: If a person spends more than half their time with someone and mentions them in conversations where that person isn't even around for...theres more to it than friendship.
FICTION: We aren't thinking about anything when you ask us "What are you thinking" and we respond "nothing"
FACT: We are thinking about "nothing" we want to talk to you about.
FICTION: She used to treat you like you didn't exist but now she's finally come around to liking you
FACT: She just got dumped and needs your adoration to feel better about herself again. Once the guy takes her back...you're back to being invisible.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
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